Dear Kharma,
Thanks for having a sense of humor.  Like that one time I made fun of that kid for hypothetically farting in class and then actually did it myself in the middle of a lesson not two minutes later.

"Whatever you break finds itself/ more intelligent for being broken."  -Rumi

Dear Fuzzy Teeth,

Dear Fuzzy Teeth Feeling,
Thanks for reminding me to brush my bones.

B

Dear Board Games,

Dear Board Games,
Thanks for not calling yourselves "bored games". That homophone fits my perception of you, but no one likes to be around a self-deprecating party pooper.

B

Dear Beat Generation,

Dear Beat Generation,
Thanks for pioneering and all that.

B

Dear Fred Astaire,

Dear Fred Astaire,
Thanks for having a pair.

B