Books I Quit.

Books I Didn't Finish and Don't Plan on Finishing.  Ever.  Of 2011.
(Numbered ratings are on a scale of -1 to -5, with the latter signifying literary hell.

1. Tales of Ordinary Madness by Bukowski (-4)
~ Everyone can whine.  Take your brave attempts at bleakness, and your messy rooms, and your angry penis analogies and shove them where the sun don't shine.