Books I Didn't Finish and Don't Plan on Finishing. Ever. Of 2011.
(Numbered ratings are on a scale of -1 to -5, with the latter signifying literary hell.
1. Tales of Ordinary Madness by Bukowski (-4)
~ Everyone can whine. Take your brave attempts at bleakness, and your messy rooms, and your angry penis analogies and shove them where the sun don't shine.