7.22.2011

Dear Dogs,

Dear Dogs,
Thank you for being completely dependent on another animal to pick up your turds. It's a funny thing and it is free. Which is more than can be said about most things these days.

B

Dear A.C.,

Dear Air Conditioning,
Thanks for being not as fun as you used to be. If I realized I missed you, I might feel sad that I don't have you normally. Luckily, we have gone our separate ways and found new loves.

B

Dear "Why?"

Dear "Why?" coming out a 4-year-old's mouth,
Thank you for being one of the most logical and engaging questions anyone thinks to pose.

B

Dear Book Characters,

Dear Book Characters,
Thank you for making me want to tattoo your names somewhere discreetly hidden from view. I like liking you that much.

B

Dear Picking Boogers,

Dear Picking Boogers,
Thank you for being infinitely more satisfying than anyone will admit to publicly. You are a guilty pleasure of the masses.

B