Being a Guerrilla Marketer's cool.

Top Ten Never Before Used Guerrilla Marketing Tactics for Grocery Co-op's:
(all concocted by yours truly. let me know if someone wants to pay me to think. let them know they can pay me in PBR's, btw...)

1. Yoga sidewalk flash mob.

2. Gluten-free paintball flash mob abstract art contest. Winner gets a gift certificate.

3. Organic fair-trade coffee pong.

4. Sidewalk chalk-written recipes, using ingredients exclusively found at your neighborhood co-op.

5. Hula-Hoop-O-Cheese contest. Careful not to twirl and hurl.

6. Crime scene outlines of dead vegetables traced along sidewalks and on walls.

7. Bulk bag fashion show.

8. "Stone's Throw Away" Farmer contest. Toss rocks at local farmers. Closest stone wins a coupon.

9. Pet-a-Turkey Thursdays. A real family-friendly deal.

10. Free-Range Power Ranger Look-a-like talent show.


Or else, a little something like this.