4.11.2011

Here is a corny joke series. I made all of this stuff up, but don't sue me if you tumble in a fit of giggles.

Q:
What do you call the reproductive organs of a post-menopausal woman?
A:
Left-ovaries

Q:
Why did the crystal take a job as a hooker?
A:
She couldn't waste such great cleavage.

Q:
Why did the other crystal become a lawyer?
A:
He always had such good points.

Q:
What did the tooth study at university?
A:
Floss-iphy

Q:
What do you call of whore with a runny nose...............................


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