So I watched half of the 1970's documentary Secret Life of Plants last night on Netflix, which shows the relationship between plant and human emotion, including polygraphic evidence produced when they react in tandem to certain situations.

Now I am sitting here with my new friend, an oregano plant, at the Chatham Marketplace, making sure I send him good vibes so that he doesn't have to endure the overwhelming measure of my emotions.

I think I'll order us a cup of tea.

B